The Bare Essentials of Safety

I wish I worked for an airline that had some personality. Well, I guess swindling passengers out of money shows certain personality traits, but we could never get away with a Safety Demo like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Mq9HAE62Y
(One that people might actually watch, I might add.) Not even just cuz of Ooooh, they're naked (which would never fly here), but we couldn't even have giggling people or jokes in ours.

The blonde guy's kind of cute (What's up, Thicky?), and I can count on about one finger the number of our pilots that look like that First Officer (which wouldn't even include, alas, the only pilot I ever fooled around with), but I've been to New Zealand, and all the really hot Kiwis (no offense, Chris) were Maori. I'm pretty surprised that NZ couldn't find any flight attendants or pilots of color willing to strip their way to Safety Demo fame. Perhaps in future vids for their international fleet...